If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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