Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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