is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
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