I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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