U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
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