kristin has been a bad kristin
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
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