Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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