There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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