I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
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