i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
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