I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
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