I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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