I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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