The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
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