Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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