have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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