school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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