Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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