Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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