Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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