Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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