Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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