her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
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