i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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