You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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