Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I faked an abortion last night.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
Randomize
