Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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