I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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