Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
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