school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
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