Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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