Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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