3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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