weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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