Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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