literally had 100 drinks last night.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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