Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
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