You work out of a Hotel?
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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