windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
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