it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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