I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
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