So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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