Dual....:-)
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
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