I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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