I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I would ride that face into the sunset
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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