I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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