At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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