So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
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