In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
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