Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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