She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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