At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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